Happy 4th of July from Steph and I! It’s crunch time and we still need a dj and flowers! This year has flown by! Stay safe and have a fun holiday!
Less then 160 days away crazy how fast time flys!
Here is Dwights take on wedding planning. He compares the bride to beets lol
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This is why you dont get married near a pool or a fountain or anything with the slight bit of a chance that the bride may fall in. On a side note we are getting married in front of a fountain lol.
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Got to love those wedding photos here are some floating around on the net.
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From the Princess Bride
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5. The Transformers Wedding cake. It transforms into awesomeness!
4. The hunter. Nothing says I love you like mossy green!
3. The Nintendo Cake. 8 bit never tasted so good!
2. The man cake. Nothing says we are ready to start our life journey together like a 3 teared cake with a off road SUV. Not as cool as the other cakes but its obvious a guy picked this one out.
1. The Star Wars Cake! This one rules! May the force be with you two!
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Hello everyone been really busy lots of big events this year number one the wedding ! The last six months have flown by! The next will go even faster! I connected my blog to my iPhone using the wordpress ap so cool! Take care And we will be updating soon!
Jason
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101 things NOT to say on your wedding night
1. But everybody looks funny naked!
2. You woke me up for that?
3. Did I mention the video camera?
4. Do you smell something burning?
5. (in a janitor’s closet) And they say romance is dead…
6. Try breathing through your nose.
7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!
8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
10. But whipped cream makes me break out.
11. Person 1: This is your first time..right?
Person 2: Yeah.. today
12. Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!
13. Can you please pass me the remote control?
14. Do you accept Visa?
15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
16. On second thought, let’s turn off the lights.
17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!
18. So much for mouth-to-mouth.
19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?
20. Hope you’re as good looking when I’m sober…
21. (holding a banana) It’s just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
22. Do you get any premium movie channels?
23. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
24. (preparing to use peanut butter sexually) But I just steam-cleaned this couch!
25. Got any penicillin?
26. But I just brushed my teeth…
27. Smile, you’re on Candid Camera!
28. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
29. I want a baby!
30. So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!
31. (in a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work?
32. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth…
33. Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
34. I think you have it on backwards.
35. When is this supposed to feel good?
36. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
37. You’re good enough to do this for a living!
38. Is that blood on the headboard?
39. Did I remember to take my pill?
40. Are you sure I don’t know you from somewhere?
41. I wish we got the Playboy channel…
42. That leak better be from the waterbed!
43. I told you it wouldn’t work without batteries!
44. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..
45. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
46. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance..
47. No, really… I do this part better myself!
48. It’s nice being in bed with a woman I don’t have to inflate!
49. This would be more fun with a few more people..
50. You’re almost as good as my ex!
51. Do you know the definition of statutory rape?
52. Is that you I smell or is this mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?
53. You look younger than you feel.
54. Perhaps you’re just out of practice.
55. You sweat more than a galloping stallion!
56. They’re not cracker crumbs, it’s just a rash.
57. Now I know why he/she dumped you…
58. Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun?
59. You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated.
60. What tampon?
61. Have you ever considered liposuction?
62. And to think, I didn’t even have to buy you dinner!
63. What are you planning to make for breakfast?
64. I have a confession…
65. I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!
66. Are those real or am I just behind the times?
67. Were you by any chance repressed as a child?
68. Is that a hanging sculpture?
69. You’ll still vote for me, won’t you?
70. Did I mention my transsexual operation?
71. I really hate women who actually think sex means something!
72. Did you come yet, dear?
73. I’ll tell you who I’m fanatasizing about if you tell me who you’re fantasizing about…
74. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!
75. Does this count as a date?
76. Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you!
77. Hic! I need another beer for this please.
78. I think biting is romantic- don’t you?
79. Q: You can cook, too right?
A: (Whaddaya think I’m doin’?)
80. When would you like to meet my parents?
81. Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like…
Woman: Yourself?
82. Have you seen ‘Fatal Attraction’?
83. Sorry about the name tags, I’m not very good with names.
84. Don’t mind me.. I always file my nails in bed.
85. (in a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls?
86. I hope I didn’t forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light?
87. Don’t worry, my dog’s really friendly for a Doberman.
88. Sorry but I don’t do toes!
89. You could at least ACT like you’re enjoying it!
90. Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO!
91. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper…
92. I’ll bet you didn’t know I work for ‘The Enquirer’.
93. So that’s why they call you MR. Flash!
94. My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!
95. Is this a sin too?
96. I’ve slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain!
97. Hey, when is it going to be my friend’s turn?
98. Long kisses clog my sinuses…
99. Please understand that I’m only doing this for a raise…
100. How long do you plan to be ‘almost there’?
101. You mean you’re NOT my blind date?
Not that there is anything wrong with with it but here are some places im sure are not on every brides dream list to get married
1. McDonalds~They can provide a .99 cent menu you can cater the whole wedding for 100 bucks! That’s if you have fries with that. And they also have cakes. Never mind the frosting Hamburgler on it. At least they have a built in archway
2. Taco Bell~ They also have a value menu and plus its festive! Not sure if they have cakes but they have cinnamon twist!
3. White Castle~ Mmmmmm those little tasty burgers just melt in your mouth!
4. KFC~ LOL ok so they can cater and they have dessert. Choose from a variety of sides. Plus all you can drink soda fountains good to go!
5. In and Out Burger~Nothing says I do like In and Out! Yummy!
